Fan Girl

gumonshoe 2987

Dear Mr. Howard,

I am Miranda Rhapsody's biggest fan. SQUEEEEEE I have 3 fan sites dedicated to her and read all her reviews. I collect and trade all of her sensies. You should, like, totally let me meet her! I've been waiting all my life for this moment.

Also, I have, LOL, controversial pictures of you. So you can't say no or I'll TELL! Remember, I trade lots of data. I'm kinda notorious, r4Wr!

~ Rhapsody's Biggest Fan

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4 comments
11 Aug 2015 Lttlefoot

All-nighter for notoriety turns?

11 Aug 2015 gumonshoe

You think a HackGirl like me needs to pull an all-nighter to socially engineer a fenfen like Howard? You're major scanned.

12 Aug 2015 michaeln

Fantastic write-up! I don't care if the deck is rubbish; I have to run it for the wonderful theming you've given it in just two paragraphs.

12 Aug 2015 gumonshoe

@michaeln You're so chis. When Joward Yack:Pson does the thing, I'll get you in. ~CT