Dumpster Fire Kim

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CaKnuckleguy 365

THROW IT ON THE GROUND MAN! I'M AN ADULT!

Because I got tired of the Corp having nice things, here I trash all of it. Sure it ain't pretty. Yeah it's not Whizz-Cakes. No Faust? No problem, just don't have bad luck trying to find a breaker and you'll be fine! Make money, make runs. Make...Net-Ready Eyes? Sure. Why not. David's got everything bigger than 4, so 4 is all you need for Yog and Mimic. Just...don't hit stacked 4's. Yeah. That's it. Proco for days.

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23 Jun 2016 PureFlight

I...I...I love this.

YOU CAN'T BUY ME, HOTDOG MAN!

23 Jun 2016 pandaman64

multiaccess? I'm feeling medium here, with the imp and ID trashes.

Also uncertain if you should be running wonton detruction considering how it prevents the ID

Maybe find room for a sport hopper. Extra insurance vs plascrete/ net damage decks.

23 Jun 2016 CaKnuckleguy

Multi-access is in the trash maaaaaaan. You don't need no multi-access!

Well, you do and should, but honestly? Wanton Destruction is your HQ multi access. and Bhagat rewards you by doing so with R+D access-ish. Plus Imping your way through cards is also multi-access-lite. Sure Wanton doesn't connect with Kim's ability, you clear out an HQ + get Bhagat mill, and you're happy. You don't need perfect synergy for every run.

Medium sure would go nice I guess. Already at my insane 47 limit though, and tough on MU. Not sure what goes.

Hopper? Scorch protection? Are...are you sure? I mean....Kim. Edward Kim is his own Scorched protection. By finding the scorch and THROW IT ON THE GROUND MAN! YOU CAN'T SCORCH ME! Be it by Kim or by Imp, I've never had a kill deck kill me yet. Sea Source? Trash. Midseasons? In the bin. Scorch? Nyet. Unless something horrible goes wrong, I'll be accessing the key bits before the kill combo is assembled. A problem all non-kim decks have. Not this one.

Ok but seriously, this went up against a Blue Sun who we traded money back and forth for 20 minutes. Both were 50+ credits...and then I took apart all his important ice and never let him have anything good in HQ again. I laughed, He laughed, the chair laughed, we murdered the chair and then I just hammered HQ and bled him to death.

23 Jun 2016 RubbishyUsername

i think you could make some deck slots by dropping career fair for a singleton clone chip. It gets you out of holes, recurs davids and imps. But the main reason is that Wyldcake decks run Career Fair because Wyldside and Adjusted Chronotype will drop you below 5 credits and not help you get back up. But apart from Bhagat, all your resources return on the investment on their own. Combine that with the fact that your game plan is slightly slower, so don't mind ceding some tempo early, and I don't think you need it.

23 Jun 2016 CaKnuckleguy

That makes a good amount of sense @RubbishyUsernameI tend to have trouble staying at the cash to stick things and not go down to 0, but smarter plays could alleviate that instead. Plus that makes a bit of room for a Medium because 47 is still a thing.