Veruca Sports - 1st & undefeated @ Milano CO 2024

Veruca Sports, fast advance brute
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And she will meet as she descends
A rather different set of friends

A rather different set of friends
A rather different set of friends

After Audacity got cut
Amani'll come to save her butt
A Prototype bounce out the blue
A Warroid to play against Bones too
And lots of other things as well
Each with its rather horrid smell
Horrid smell

These are Veruca's newfound friends
That she will meet as she descends
These are Veruca's newfound friends

Who went and changed her, who indeed?
Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into asset spam?
Who are the culprits? It's a scam!
The guilty ones, now this is sad
Dear old Mum, and loving... Dad

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