Alright, old Nordrunner

/tg/PlaysNetrunner 521

Using the unknowable enigma of Biotech, this deck keeps the runner on their toes using Jinteki's legendary low-density ice suite combined with the punishing econ of Server Diagnostics, the card legendary for causing the notorious Alexfrog to quit Netrunner.

This deck is the first and only Jinteki Biotech deck capable of using all three of its sides. Use the Tank to recur Server Diagnostics after draining the runner's econ, and to bring back deadly traps like the Thomas Haas-Neotokyo Grid combo (a combo so good, Lukas has stated that the only way to balance the game is to remove all big boxes before the NBN vs. Cyberghosts expansion). Use the Brewery to flatline runners after they have a fateful encounter with Pup, an almost unavoidable kill if HoK is in play. Use the Greenhouse to score House of Knives in one turn, or even with Thomas Haas to fake a Government Takeover when the Jinteki/Weyland bioindustrial ID comes out in the Mars cycle. Doing so creates a massive credit swing if the runner fails to respond.

Other borderline banned combos include putting Sub Boost on Snowflake, creating another Future Perfect in ice form for one credit. Use this deck before Lukas announces the banning of all pre-San San cards at Worlds next year, citing this deck as the reason it all went wrong. GG and much wins to you, at least until the Starlight Crusade Uplift deck comes out, then you should probably just burn Biotech.

"What incredible power!" - Mediohxcore

"I would have played this at the invitational if it had been released. And I would have made top 16." - Tmoiynmwg

"your deck is shit. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT." - Dydra

"You know you've done good when the entire burn unit begs you for an encore. Banging those chicks can get pretty hot." - Nordrunner

5 comments
19 Apr 2015 IonFox

Cool story bro. Love it except for the fact that it says IG instead of biotech. Otherwise I rate this deck a 7/10. 10/10 with soybeef tacos.

19 Apr 2015 vestiphobe

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19 Apr 2015 soultsunami

^ wat

19 Apr 2015 cranked

10/10 deck

20 Apr 2015 Lorgar

"Cyberghosts", sounds exciting!