LABYRINTH - Starring Marcus Batty as Jareth, the Goblin King

LABYRINTH

Tri Star Pictures* announces the collaboration of three extraordinary talents. Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets and Dark Crystal. George Lucas, creator of the Star Wars saga; And one of the most innovative forces in modern entertainment, David Bowie.

Together, they will take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure. A world where anything seems possible, and nothing is what it seems.

The world... of LABYRINTH.

Disclaimer:

*Tri Star Pictures is a wholly owned subsidary of Jinteki Corporation. Jinteki Corporation reserves all rights to psychically survey and if necessary detain all viewers of the upcoming title LABYRINTH, and replace either memories and/or individuals to ensure said viewers personally enjoy & promote the aforementioned Entertainment Experience™. Any attempt to circumvent these measures will result in individuals having their Jinteki Credit Saver Account being blacklisted via deployment of permanent 'Jinteki Account Neural Kleaning' (JANK) from all future Jinteki Corporation Entertainment Experience™ events.

Addendum:

Yes, I'm a bad person. No, I don't care. If this catches on, and actually becomes A Thing, you must make as many 80's Bowie references as you possibly can, and insist on it being called 'LABYRINTH' as an archetype, all in caps.

Yes, I'm aware it probably won't become A Thing.

v2: Did a bit of shuffling to get in Mushin No Shin, and swapped TFP for Labyrinthine Servers for thematic reasons.