Bad pubbbbb, bad pub! Bad pubbbbb, bad pub!

Bad pubbbb, bad pub! Bad pubbbb, bad pub!

She drives around Cayambe Investigating crime And if she had her way you'd all be doing time

But since she's not a lawyer Opprobrium she'll sub Some front page news, about your club And now you're saddled with bad pub.

Bad pubbbb, bad pub! Bad pubbbb, (it's bad!)

You really ought to stop all That burning buildings down Not even renovation of the great Oaktown

Will curb her motivation To type your misdeeds up She has a blog, an anarch's hub She'll use it to spread your bad pub