DJ Jazzy Jes

umchoyka 39

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Bel Air

Musical Interlude

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out with MaxX and relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

Musical Interlude

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Princess of Bel Air


19 Feb 2016 Delrian

slow clap

19 Feb 2016 umchoyka

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20 Feb 2016 greasy spicetaster

I'm curious. Is the deck name a Jesse Cox reference? If not, then it's a big coincidence.

20 Feb 2016 umchoyka

Assuming you're serious, "DJ Jazzy Jeff" was Will Smith's backup for their hip hop group. He also appeared frequently in the TV show.

20 Feb 2016 greasy spicetaster

Never knew that. Thanks.

3 Nov 2016 thunderfist

Sports Hopper should be the cab now.