Hudson 1.0 Product Recall

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HUDSON 1.0 Product Recall Announcement

Units Affected:

About 17 (in addition, 2,700 were sold in Canada)

Description:

This recall involves the Haas-Bioroid Intrusion Countermeasure "Hudson 1.0". The Hudson 1.0 was found to be useless. HB has determined that there is no current or foreseeable situation in which the ICE could be deemed useful.

Incidents/Injuries

The firm has received two reports of the Hudson 1.0 actually being rezzed. Both were a direct result of Accelerated Beta Tests. No injuries have been reported.

Contact:

Haas-Bioroid Public Assurance Unit

The U.S. Corporate Product Safety Commission is charged with protecting the corporate public from unreasonable risks of loss of profit associated with the use of thousands of types of corporate products under the agency’s jurisdiction. Loss of profits from corporate product incidents cost the nation more than $1 trillion annually. To report an utterly useless product or a product-related injury go online to www.SaferServers.gov54.

3 comments
22 Apr 2016 RubbishyUsername

Hudson. Mother-effing Hudson. That's genious.

23 Apr 2016 Delirium

I'm not sure if I understand the role of Hudson in this. It looks like it's supposed to defend Archives, but that would just mean that the runner only gets to access one card, but still flip all. Or is it supposed to defend remotes in combination with caprice?

23 Apr 2016 RubbishyUsername

I think it goes on R&D to reduce the amount of R&D digging that can be done, which is one of the main solutions against IG