College Girls Rejig Monoliths

Shiiuga 1127

CHAOS THEORY IS IN COLLEGE NOW PROBABLY

Remember the old classic deck Big Girls Play With Monoliths? Well CT has grown bored of installing a Monolith a measly one time. She has come to SanSan to learn from The Fucking Master and he has some hot fucking knowledge for her: Rejig lets you get that Monolith value a SECOND TIME.

Even better, her new Emergent Creativity she has from taking a fucking art class or something idk lets her do all of this for A STUDENT DISCOUNT.

Here's how the ruckus goes down.

  • Step 1: Draw your entire fucking deck or something.
  • Step b: Put all the pieces you need on Bookmark.
  • Step iii: When you have collected 6 programs, Monolith, Emergent Creativity and Rejig across your hand and Bookmark, do the fucking thing.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE YUKS TO BEGIN?

  • Click 1 & 2, 3-4 credits: Emergent Creativity to bin the Monolith and install a second one from your deck (hope you didn't accidentally draw all 3 lol ggwp). Install Baba Yaga, and any two of Engolo, Laamb, Na'Not'K and Multithreader.
  • Click 3, 0-1 credits: REJIG THAT SHIT. Install the 3 other programs you didn't in the first two clicks. You can do this no matter what because CT gives you that sweet fifth MU so you don't have to trash any of the programs you installed the first time.
  • Click 4: DO WAHTEVER YOU WANT I'M NOT YOUR DAD, YOU'VE JUST INSTALLED 42 CREDITS WORTH OF PROGRAMS AND HARDWARE FOR 4 CREDITS AND 3 CLICKS GO FUCKIN CELEBRATE

For realsies though you should be pretty set at this point given that you have a hyper efficient Baba Yaga that can boost 4 for 2c and 6 for 3c and 4c a turn to use with it.

I don't think this is good but it will certainly be funny.

2 comments
15 Mar 2019 hemraa

Awesome deck, was trying to brew something similar myself and this seems like a really good starting place. Have you thought about In The Groove for when you do the thing, would give you 8 cards/credits?

15 Mar 2019 Shiiuga

@hemraayou're an absolute fucking maniac and I respect that