Fucking Gong Show

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/tg/PlaysNetrunner 521

Created by the ingenious minds at 4chan, known for their contributions to cancer research and supporting JLS with Neknominations, their latest inception is truly something to behold.

Fucking Gong Show is the next level in Corporation deckbuilding. Combining the furious synergy of Amazon Industrial Zone and Pop-up Window, with the downright imbalance of Sunset, this deck is unbeated in many local metas, and online.

This deck will probably be banned soon, due to unseen synergy, so play it whilst it lasts.

"I haven't seen anything like it." - SneakySly

"This deck changes everything." - AlexFrog

"I can't believe how good this deck is. What the fuck, FFG?" - Jamieson

"They have found the one true Netrunner I have been talking about for years" - Mr. Damon Stone

"GG Netrunner is over, time for World of Darkness LCG." - FFG Insider

"One time, at university, I banged this chick so hard she was sick." - Nordrunner

28 comments
27 Aug 2014 cranked

Haven't lost with this deck yet, 10/10, would gong again

27 Aug 2014 v01d

what's the purpose of hunter and sunset?

27 Aug 2014 v01d

what's the purpose of hunter and sunset?

27 Aug 2014 v01d

what's the purpose of hunter and sunset?

27 Aug 2014 Magic_Marmalade

I'm going to world with this deck. I better get a blowjob from somewhere if I somehow make it to first place.

27 Aug 2014 TrungusWungus

Wouldn't hunter coax the runner into playing a plascrete?

27 Aug 2014 ism

That fucking Nordrunner quote. Every time.

28 Aug 2014 v01d

Not necessarily given that HM has 12 influence slots and the runner would probably see either a pop up or an Amazon Industrial Zone.

28 Aug 2014 CJFM

Has Netrunner found it's first real trolls? Is anyone surprised they came from 4chan?

28 Aug 2014 johnnycreations

This deck is wack

29 Aug 2014 MadeOfMush

Quite possibly the best deck I've ever laid eyes upon.

29 Aug 2014 jeffwong

how is this deck work?

30 Aug 2014 frost-duty

I played this deck and won on the first turn. My opponent surrendered and was then run over by a bus; since correlation implies causation I can only warn you that this deck is highly lethal, do not attempt to play against it!

31 Aug 2014 custron

shitfuck this deck looks absolutely lethal

31 Aug 2014 Exo

Hunter won me my first 2 games and then I got the AIZ/Pop-up Window combo lol. The ridiculousness power of this deck is simply a nonsense.

31 Aug 2014 yokhen

Lost 3 times with it already. Runner saw Punitive Counterstrike early on and had enough econ and Datasuckers and Parasites to fuck the game. Forget he even had Levy AR Lab Access, that was overkill.

Someone please just tell me if this deck is a prank at its finest form so I can start laughing (instead of crying) or just tell me what am I doing wrong...

31 Aug 2014 yokhen

@Exo what is that combo you talk about?

31 Aug 2014 akshayb56

I don't get the AIZ/Pop Up combo either. Lay it out?

31 Aug 2014 ryson282

@akshayb56

Read again the comments of @frost-duty & @Exo, you might then understand the true purpose of this deck :-) The comment of @CJFM might also enlighten you :-)

1 Sep 2014 ism

`@yokhen - did you pull off the AIZ-pop-up Window combo? It's vital.

3 Sep 2014 gravity

This is why we're still the mother of the internet.

3 Sep 2014 DubiousYak

What are you talking about? 4chan is a think tank years ahead of curve. If you are loosing with this deck it is because you are playing the deck wrong, not that it is a steaming file a shit.

8 Sep 2014 spags

Devastating deck.

10 Sep 2014 TeacupGiraffe

10/10. will win regionals with

11 Oct 2014 YeyaSwizaw

Not even FFG can stop the might of this monste

11 Oct 2014 YeyaSwizaw

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3 Dec 2014 noise42

God... One of the best ever tried, going 17/17 currently. AIZ/Pop up combo over ALL

11 Jun 2015 Glitch29

The first time I looked at this list, I didn't even see the combo. Decided to test it out now that I know what's going on and my opponents can't stop it going off. Had one guy even ask me midmatch "Is this the Fucking Gong Show?" He was onto me, so I had to fire off the combo that turn. Topdecked AIZ - "You're motherfuckin right. You just got gonged!"

When you play with this deck, you know you're doing something right with your life.