Valpocolypse

Drunken Physics 77

Rage Heaven!!!!! so far I have won many games with this deck. I will be honest I wasn't expecting to because it looks like JANK. However what I have discovered is that this kills Noobs and rages experienced players like no mans business.

Ok the first thing you are going to notice is one ice breakers. NUTS i hear you say.......WRONG.... Of course with ddos and blackmail plus recursion heaven people are really scared you are just trying to access and sneak a win. However this is not the point of the deck. The point my dear friends is to build up to simply apocalypse them late game and than watch them rage quit. Of course you can win the old fashioned way and in fact this deck is so good at doing it. However with the amount of bad pub they get and Itinerant Protesters blocking any chance of keeping a hand the rage just grows.

So here's the thing the deck requires a lot of draw and ooooo boy does it have it. Rolodex lets you get what you need street peddler combo also stops you wasting cards tallie helps the draw and so does I've had worse.

I believe this is the first true Netrunner rage deck welcome to VALPOCOLYPSE. It will never become meta but the joy of every rage quit you will get is pure heaven. And every player will be wishing you burn in the deepest darkest hells of tartarus!

4 comments
8 Nov 2015 Jay-TS

This deck is amazingly effective, I saw it played a few times and saw people rage as added bonus :)

9 Nov 2015 PeterCapObvious

Looks like a hella a lot of fun to play :)

9 Nov 2015 Drunken Physics

OMG so much fun!

11 Dec 2015 Orion

@Drunken Physics is this the same build I played against on j.net? I look forward to playing it again :)