TMZ

Meant to be played against the Child Star Deck: http://netrunnerdb.com/en/decklist/13384/child-star

"Are you ready for some juicy celebrity gossip? Well you came to the right place! Today we're taking a close- maybe too close- maybe restraining order violating close- look at our favorite trainwreck Cindy Thompson! Or Should I say 'Chaos Theory' Ha!"

"'Chaos' is right Chad! when she's not taking stims to help her mediocre acting, she's driving hoppers into the New Angeles City Hall! If anyone's interested, I'm taking bets on whether she ODs or blows up first! Any takers?"

"I might take you up on that, Sharon. Well apparently, Cindy thinks she's gonna sabotage our network. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic. Well guess what, Cindy? We also have an announcement to make! We are putting the second season of '16 and Cloned' on hiatus for a special midseason replacement! That's right, folks, we're starting a new reality show and it's going to feature everyone's best little dino-buddy: Chaos Theory!"

"Hey CT, you might wanna get your head out of the toilet and put on some makeup, cos here we come!"