I Created the Matrix (Post-Rotation + Banlist Friendly)

Umbreomancer 155

You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.

Why are you here?

This deck is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Haas-Bioroid. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

The objective of this deck is simple. Regardless as to whether Shipment from SanSan has rotated, your greatest asset is, of course, the brand known as Jeeves Model Bioroids. With it you are able to balance this anomalous remainder long enough to advance the inevitable, whether it is to stockpile food Globally, recruit a Sales Team of your choosing, or profit off the backs of your intelligent constructs via excavation of Martian resources.

Of course, you will not be in this venture alone. You have incurred the loyalty of several constructs who harmoniously contribute their formidable defense power in protecting your efforts to balance the anomaly. Each has their own strengths and weaknesses; some will, through their aesthetically pleasing forms, bring funding which will be at your disposal. Others will actively work to keep foreign corruption out. The point is to work carefully; when the corruption passes a defense, it is imperative that you use the opportunity to bring reinforcements. However, the dear Fairchild, who has evolved beyond the weaknesses of normal bioroids, must be kept secret at all costs. It is your trump card and should not be revealed before you wish to enact its defenses. Similarly, Alan Turing's progeny, being not of the Bioroids, is designed to surprise corruption and keep it out.

There are those, of course, who refuse to play by normal rules, who will DDoS or invade from the inside in their attempts to circumvent you, and thus a more proactive approach must be taken. Use this opportunity to attend the Executive Boot Camp, where you will learn how to awaken your legions without the need for an outside force.

Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning, and end. There are two choices. The door to your right leads to the employment of this deck, and the salvation of your win-rate. The door to the left leads back to NRDB, to others, and to the end of your success. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you're going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: this deck is going to win, and there is nothing that you--or anyone else--can do to stop it.

(Also, weird thing: whenever I go on this site to look at Corp decks, only like 4 cards show up on the listing; the rest is just blank space. Anyone know what's going on?)

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