BIG AZ HELL'S CARDS

JuniperTheory 77

FUCK YOU SAN-SAN!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO TRY A NEW DECK THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO BIG AZ HELL'S CARDS!

PAD TAPS! CARS THAT GET TRASHED! HOSTAGES!

IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND THE CARDS YOU NEED AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY CLASS ACT!

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL TRY TO PUNITIVE THIS DECK WHILE IT HAS A SPORTS HOPPER OUT!

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND A BETTER IDENTITY FOR THIS DECK: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! YOU HEARD US RIGHT, GEIST: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR RECLAIMED SHIT, BRING YOUR TECHNICAL WRITER, WE'LL TRASH THEM! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL TRASH YOUR TECHNICAL WRITER!

BECAUSE AT BIG AZ HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED FOUR WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

MAKE A RUN TO BIG AZ HELL'S!

HOME OF CHALLENGE KHUSYUK, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE KHUSYUK. HOW DOES IT WORK?

IF YOU CAN INSTALL 6 ONE COST CARDS AND NOT GET BEAT, YOU GET TO SEE A FUCKTON OF R&D.

DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL BOOMERANG YOUR ICE!

ONLY AT BIG AZ HELL'S, THE ONLY JUNK STORE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!

THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.

GO TO HELL.

BIG AZ HELL'S CARDS

SAN-SAN'S JANKIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE DUMBEST DECKS ON THIS SIDE OF NETRUNNERDB, GUARANTEED!!


Anyways, this is my current iteration of That Geist Deck But It's Az that i brought to the Austin GNK. It's amazingly fun to play, even if i went 1-2 with it. Be aware that you will have like 10 decisions that result in 20 triggers every turn, and you have to keep track of all of them; i would not play this at a tournament without practice.

The main thing you do is use Masterwork (v37) and Prognostic Q-Loop to install lots of shit and draw lots of cards. Always be willing to use the trash ability on Abagnale and Demara, then bring them back with Simulchip, potentially making a bunch of money off of your Tech Traders.

Always use DJ Fenris to grab Hayley, for even more installs. Sports Hopper is not just card draw that gets you money if you have tech traders out, but also a great way to survive meat damage attacks.

Lastly, this has 50 cards because i can't decide what to cut. I'm a coward like that. I'm trying to figure it out but i love all my babies; possibly the falsified credentials or something else. Please, modify this to your liking!

3 comments
19 Jan 2020 branimated

i am dead

19 Jan 2020 Anzekay

This is a slight flavour loss because you need Baklan in the deck too, as he's Az's partner in DISCOUNT JUNK.

I suggest just adding him in. 51 cards is fiiiiiine.

23 Jan 2020 tonybluehose

I'm in love. PLZ WRITE MORE.