Shell Shell Shell Shell....Shell

Just slap things on the table. You have 24 assets. Just do it. ICE centrals - ICE lots on Centrals. Threaten to score but don't actually. Maybe a one-of Cleaners just to make your crap hurt a little more.

Eventually they either hit a Snare and implode on your DRTs - or they just win because this is a really DUMB deck.

Built for a trip to the pub - I didn't want to play my Caprice no-fun-allowed thing so I'm jamming something really stupid. It's funny, it's corny, it's great. Also 54 cards is a fantastic idea and you should all do it.