Don't Give Adam

Don't give! Sell!

With Aesop's Pawnshop, the 9 directives in your deck and the 3 Adam starts with, you'll have money for a small amount of time! That's a guaranteed 36 credits every game*! With Trope installed you can even put a lot of directives back into your deck for extra value!

But wait, there's more!

Buy now and we'll also include 3 charmingly rustic Drug Dealers to draw those directives again speedly**! Sell them to Aesop for added value! It even has breakers that directly nonbo with your starting directives (at least until you sell them)! But don't just take my word for it! Let's coax people into some quotable soundbites!

"One time he came in here asking me silence one of his many drug dealers. I'm not really that kind of doctor." - Dr Lovegood "What am an Find the Truth and why have I bought four copies of it?" Aesop from Aesop's Pawnshop

Well, there you go! The Don't Give Adam is yours to come safely mid-table to lower-mid-table at a GNK near you! Also, take a corp deck!

Don't Give Adam is a product of the Seriousigg Corporation and not safe for children or bioroids under or over the age of 120.

(*Deck will not make 36 credits every game from selling directives to Aesop's. Share values may go up as well as very down. **Pun very much intended. Ask your doctor about how Drug Dealers could work for you.)