Augustus' Loup - 1st & undefeated @ Milano CO 2024

Augustus' Loup, Augustus' Loup
The great big greedy nincompoop
Augustus' Loup, so big and vile
It's killing ice in Chisel style

Come on, we cried, the time is ripe
To go in HQ, trash Neurospike
So don't, dear children, be alarmed
Augustus' Loup will not be harmed
Augustus' Loup will not be harmed

Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit
Slowly, wheels go 'round and 'round
And cogs begin to grind and pound

We'll cook the list a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out it comes, by God, by grace
A miracle has taken place
A miracle has taken place

This greedy brute, this louse's ear
Is loved by people everywhere
For who could try to play Ob Grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge

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