The Never-Ending Holiday

Hello there my weary Runner friend. You look exhausted after all those grueling attempts to fight Jinteki and their unnecessarily cruel Industrial Genomics division. We here at Haas-Bioroid Custom Biotics, with our friends and allies in the Weyland Consortium and NBN, would like to offer you a top-of-the-line holiday package to ease your woes.

Easily accessible from Mumbad City Hall are a number of choice destinations. Temples, Museums, and our Jeeves Model Bioroid facilities, specially programmed with Subliminal Messaging for maximum efficiency, are all just a click away. Of course, our famous Hospitality will check your luggage and ensure it is stored away safely. No, no Miss Estevez, I'm afraid this Blackmail material is much too dangerous and stressful for you, we'll take that. Oh, Miss Kaplan, why would you need these Paricias, you don't want to trash the Museum do you? Excuse me, giant red entity who speaks of endless hunger and hunting, but can you please not cause the, uh, Apocalypse at our resort? Why don't you all have Jeeves give you a drink? Even if you don't like any of our destinations, our head of entertainment, Mr Jackson Howard, will ensure that there is somewhere that you will enjoy.

You may be thinking it is rather expensive to finance this generous package, but not to worry, our stakes in the Indian Union Stock Exchange continue to rise and help ensure we pay for ourselves. We have a Corporate Sales Team dedicated to ensuring we pay the best prices for our goods, as well as an Efficiency Committee managing Shipments from SanSan and maintaining our facilities. Naturally, our Biotic Labourers guarantee everything runs on time, safe and sound.

Now please, enjoy your stay. You have no other choice.