Legality (show more) |
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Standard Ban List 23.09 (latest) |
Standard Ban List 23.08 (active) |
Rotation |
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Pre-rotation decklist |
Packs |
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Core Set |
A Study in Static |
Humanity's Shadow |
Future Proof |
Creation and Control |
Second Thoughts |
True Colors |
Honor and Profit |
Order and Chaos |
Card draw simulator |
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Odds: 0% – 0% – 0% more
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Derived from |
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None. Self-made deck here. |
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Major Breakage | 2 | 2 | 5 |
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Gabe, or as he preferred to be called, "Gabriel" was a good citizen.
Every day he would come to work. He always came early, but knew that corporations suffer when employees worked overtime, so he only punched in his hours for an appropriate amount. Some times, he would even feign being late, so as to ensure that his employers didn't have to pay him too much.
Every day, he'd call his mother after work. He had to be the one to call her, since his constant use of prepaid VoicePADs meant he never kept the same personal contact number.
"No sense in signing up for a contract when prepaids boost the economy more.", he muttered to himself alone in his cubicle. He checked his daily casts for the latest celebrity news. He subscribed to all of the different forums, even the mirrored sites just in case.
"THAT BETTER NOT BE CHIT CHAT I HEAR, SANTIAGO!"
Gabriel quickly buried his nose into his console, EMPLOYEE UNIT #32. He didn't want to upset his employer. Just to be safe, he shaved a few creds off of his payroll. The CEOs probably need every cred they can get to ensure a successful corporation.
As he continued his accounting, he realized a minor error. Due to a coding bug in the applications for Starlight Crusade Funding, Gabriel's company had accidentally qualified multiple times for the nonprofit organization's donations. But was it right for the corporation to take from a charity so many times? The corporation could always find use for the extra creds. Gabriel wanted to be a good citizen.
8 comments |
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3 Dec 2014
siawq
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4 Dec 2014
harvolev
Umm.. there's no ice breakers lol Special order with nothing to search for. I love the theme. Hilarious. |
4 Dec 2014
hi_impact
Highest of lels. Good hella job. I also realized Day Job is 1 inf. That's really, really good. |
11 Aug 2016
martinimon
I started playing this deck, might change some things to make it legal by today, I managed to get 6 points before I lost though. |
LOL :D