The Fastest Deck Ever

TonyStellato 783

I am publishing this deck so those who have the new cards can build something to play around. If you have any cool future NBN decks that you can confirm are fun to test, I'd love if you linked it in the comments.

Anyway, this is my janky Haarpsichord deck. I've only been able to test it a small number of times, but its really fun. The only loss it has is to a deck running both Turntable and handsize boosters (too many counters!). However, against an average deck, it does surprisingly fine. It has so many agendas, and you just want to throw them down.

Get the astro train rolling (fairly easy to do with a Data Raven into SanSan) and keep a Data Raven over R&D. Let Quantum Kitty Art score itself, or use it while installing two agendas. Always install the one you want to score as the server closer to you. News Team helps slow down your opponent, and you'll be surprised how quickly you can get 7 points.

It also has a kill potential with 24/7 News team. You either use it to trade a 1 pointer for a 2 pointer (burn it for an astro token and score a 3/2) or you use it for breaking news tags and kill the runner. The flatline is impressively fast, but you'll probably go the FA route if they install a Plascrete.

If you wanna test something new, I promise you'll laugh playing this. My opponent in the last game I tested had all 3 News Teams, he was fuming :P

3 comments
11 Aug 2015 TonyStellato

-3 Pop Up Windows

+3 Gutenberg

Getting a tagging-ICE over R&D is really important, and Parasite is literally everywhere, anyway

11 Aug 2015 Friff14

I'd say keep the pop-up windows and instead remove the news teams for Gutenberg. I love pop-up windows, and I think they're pretty important to this lower-economy deck. Unless you've found just sweeps and hedge to be sufficient.

11 Aug 2015 TonyStellato

News Team is absolutely crucial. It slows down the runner so much, you'll se your points going up and their going down in no time.

I put back to pop ups. My current version is:

-1 Data Raven

-1 Special Offer

-1 Corp Shuffle

+3 Gutenberg

and it still has the 3 pop ups.

The money is fine, tbh. You rarely spend money, unless you rez a SanSan, but Pop Up is nice.