Man_vs_Noir/Mildred Pierce (7th at NYC regional)

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I was looking for a regionals corp, I came across Shipment from Uppsala from Euros, 7th place. I started testing. I won a sick amount of games. Sting! is a sick card for PE, and the straight up build with all the one pointers and so many fast advance options, seems incredible right now.

The Stock Buy-Back was never firing. What else could be good for 2 pips? Archer was underwhelming. Oh god do you know what wipes out Power Taps, Tech Traders, Calderas, No One Homes, Film Critics, Turning Wheels? Once your SICK Chronos Projects have already killed bin breakers, Crowdfundings, etc? Once your Houses of Kniveses are empty?

CORPORATE TOWN.

on the day i faced zero Hayley, one 419. shit.

Round 1: Bye.

Osclate also takes a Bye so that no odd man is left out, we have test games, PE destroys. She would not have made some of these runs in a real game. To be continued.

Round 2: Groenkaff Freedom on stream, Win

Sting! is a card.
Who's the Toehead? THOSE DRUGS ARE LEGAL.

Round 3: Osclate SpoonyBendyMaxx, Lose

Maxx has no deck. Obokata loaded, double advanced. The wording on Sting! is the same as on PE. Sting! and Breached Dome in archives means Maxx can steal and win before she takes any damage. Whoops. Read your cards, folks. There's no one I'd rather lose to, game was on a knife's edge, she went on to win entire tournament. Kudos.

Round 4: Simon, Win

Ken is run-based. My deck was highly annoying here. Sting!

Round 5: murderqueen nemesis Kysra Val (3rd place in tourney), Lose

Whatever.

I mean I chewed through 50 cards pretty well but still misplayed enough to let Val both get to 6 points and also to have 4 cards left to steal the Obokata from HQ. Sadaka got the No One Home but she was already at 6. Flogger/Bancat.

Round 6: Shiiuga 419, Win

Slaughterhouse/concede. Much respect to NYC Jinteki murderprison overlord.

This gooftroop deck nearly got me into the cut in a highly aggressive and skilled meta. All day everyone was splitting and the SoS was getting wild. It felt good all day and feels like, especially in the hands of better players, that some version of this thing has legs right now. Have at it!

I know S#!t from Shinola.