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Grazingcattle 77

Been playing around with this for a week or two.

The game plan is simple. Midseasons them and Win.

Sometimes you murder them

Sometimes you psycho out points

Sometimes you Salems a breaker out of hand and see what breaker they are missing and score out.

Explode-a-palooza makes people get hit with Midseasons for enough to pursue your win condition while they shake tags usually. Opus can beat your money game. That's why we have 24/7 News cycle. It makes money not matter.

Consulting visit makes MCH a tutor for midseasons. Which is bonkers. If they try and fight the asset spam, they will make them selves a SEA Source target often times.

All in all, most opponents hate playing against this deck... so that is fun!

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24 Jun 2016 firesa

not sure I like the deck, but given the game plan, have you considered a copy of Exchange of Information given that you are running gfis? I also feel like a closed accounts is missing but that might just be my personal love for the card talking. Might take this deck for a test run to see how it actually plays

24 Jun 2016 pandaman64

nothing to punish an apocalypse or trashes in general....film critic actually works agains you....plascrete and sports hopper are both still cards...

This is obnoxious, but it's not 'I can feel myself die as time ticks away' obnoxious like gagarin or IG. Still brutal. 24/7 is a card that shouldn't be.

24 Jun 2016 Grazingcattle

Exchange of information is a solid 1 of. You might consider dropping SEA Source for it. SEA Source has been under performing.

Closed accounts would only serve the purpose of maybe helping you reset their credit count as they were trying to drop tags. Otherwise I find that their credit count rarely matters after they are tagged.

Film critic hurts to see on the other side. But you can often snipe it with breaking news, or 24/7 news cycle.

Plascrete and sports hopper don't answer this deck. I can simply reshuffle in the damage cards and fire them again. They are annoying, but certainly not game ending.

This deck kills 90% of the time. Knowing your outs and scoring aggressively is important. I don't think this deck is better than the IG deck. The IG deck does it better. But If you want your opponent to hate every card in your deck this is pretty fun

25 Jun 2016 firesa

In my experience closed accounts is about forcing them to go tag me before they have tags. For example if you have a naked breaking news on the table for a turn and they are just saving up money to try and not get in danger due to a midseason trace they expect, you then score the breaking news and closed accounts with your last click for devastating results. Works better with sansans in the deck of course, but yeah. And yeah I can see sea source underperforming since it doesn't turn on TA, never really liked sea source