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Standard Ban List 23.09 (latest) |
Standard Ban List 23.08 (active) |
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Core Set |
Cyber Exodus |
Future Proof |
Opening Moves |
Second Thoughts |
Mala Tempora |
True Colors |
Fear and Loathing |
Upstalk |
All That Remains |
Order and Chaos |
Breaker Bay |
Old Hollywood |
Data and Destiny |
Card draw simulator |
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None. Self-made deck here. |
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CheeseCakeShop v1 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
CheeseCakeShop (2nd, Uncles Tacoma SC) | 1 | 0 | 1 |
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Cheesecakeshop is a true NBN Combo.
It has fast advance
It wants to kill the runner
But there is no guarantee it won't be errata'd away
And it is MWL Legal
Unlike other Combo styles, Cheesecakeshop is actively fun and interactive!
It loves runner economies with the laissez-faire of 'MERICA, refunding the runner's cred-pools after riding the choo choo train into a delightful movie going experience for all.
If Butchershop is a house of meat, Cheesecakeshop is a glazed donut face ass looking for a toy store.
This is a decklist I've been tinkering with since before worlds and after many minutes of stuffing my face full of sweets, I've crafted this epicurean delight for all to enjoy. This list is surprisingly easy to pilot correctly (somewhere near Val DLR) but I've been able to push close to a 85% win rate against people who have never seen it before. Not to mention a Top 3 finish at a recent Store Championship!
Scoring your first Breaking News - This deck wins by installing a Breaking News, putting two advancement counters on it before scoring it and saying 'BREAKING NEWS'. But as this is the last thing the runner wants you to do then you'll have to do it Turn 1 as they sit quietly in their seat because they don't get a turn before you and therefore CANNOT STOP YOU.
Feed the Runner Sweets - NEH wants to install all the things, the deck is built to consistently let you put things on the board for the runner to have a taste of. Daily Business Shows, Marked Accounts, Lily Lockwell. Keep putting them down and rezzing them after the runner has run them because freedom for everyone.
But the real strength of this deck is it's ability to 'Let it go'. Assets are rarely enough to satiate the runner's appetite, and once they've begun trashing what you put down, you'll need to give the people what they want.
A banging blockbuster! Yes, everyone wants to see a summer hit, feed them those Exploda's, 15 minutes, or even FOOD! Just not all at once of course, wouldn't want our runner getting too pudgy before the finale.
Dessert is served - Now that we've suckled the runners until they are fat and happy and can suckle no more, time for the finale. A magic show! Don't know any magic tricks you say? Well follow these simple instructions, performing audibles as needed.
The Opening Act: Biotic Labor (Optional)
The Pledge: Install Jackson Howard
The Turn: Turn over your entire deck with Power Shutdown
The Prestige: Accelerated Diagnostics 3 cards you shuffled back in with JH (Options: Interns, 24/7, Scorch, TA, SfSS)
The Encore: Accelerated Diagnostics again with the JH you Interns (Optional) (Options: Scorch, TA, SfSS)
Do not be surprised at the look of surprise on the runner's face. That is but the pure joy of someone who has experienced the true experience which is
CHEESECAKESHOP
20 comments |
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20 Jan 2016
bblum
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20 Jan 2016
LSK
This seems like one of those decks where you get R&D locked by an Anarch off two Mediums and just sit there and cry a little because they have I've Had Worse in their hand. |
20 Jan 2016
Wyrm
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20 Jan 2016
PapaBear
Perfect in every way. The list is every bit as long as the Cheesecake Factory menu, which is as it should be. |
20 Jan 2016
Quicksilver
"refunding the runner's cred-pools after riding the choo choo train" looked like a Little Engine reference. But it's not there! |
20 Jan 2016
d1en
I often cross the border to Buffalo with the girlfriend for Cheesecake Factory. Now that this deck exists, it'll be a constant reminder for Tiramsu. Raspberry think this White Chocolate has potential Reeses' Lemon Meringue. Strawberry banana carrot caramel pecan cherry cheesecake. 10/10 |
20 Jan 2016
AkAnderson
If people actually start using cheesecake as a name for a deck archetype, I will find you. |
21 Jan 2016
HolyMackerel
How do you beat Plascrete, or a strong R&D lock? You only have 7 ICE total, so it's unlikely that you'll be able to tax a runner hitting you with a Medium or an R&D interface. If your jacksons are trashed, how do you win? This deck seems like a glass cannon. Great when it works, but crumbles under pressure. |
21 Jan 2016
Wyrm
R&D Lock has multiple answers, archangel being the most powerful. Generally runners are afraid to trash your assets given the threat of midseasons. |
21 Jan 2016
podoboyz99
The problems I have encountered through some testing are; 1: Not enough economy (easily fixed) 2: Cant draw the second Diagnostics (not so easily fixed) Have you encountered these issues |
21 Jan 2016
Wyrm
Check the inspiration for. |
21 Jan 2016
podoboyz99
Specificity I'm talking about noise. He gets the Wyldcakes engine going and I know he has at least 1 IHW in hand so I can't combo out without milling myself and risking a loss. |
22 Jan 2016
PurinaBisonChow
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Decklist of the week this shit immediately.