Au-E-L0cks And 3 Bears

gumonshoe 2987

In SanSan turtle hunts you! Turtle circles. Turtle peaks. Turtle backs away. You think you safe from turtle. You think turtle little. Turtle cute. You wrong about turtle. Turtle turn and attack. Turtle have three bears on its back. Turtle is mad. Turtle takes a bite out of your throat, and turtle friend bears dig deep into gut. You fear turtle. Turtle chomps. Turtle makes man meat. Is as should be. Turtle festers as fear.

Install macorphage? This is expected. Turtle laughs. Turtle disappears with your money. Takes your wife out of on town. Turtle is friend of your friend; makes friend frenemy. All bow to Turtle.

Say goodbye. Turtle Good as Gold. Deck just right.

Apparently this existed

2 comments
26 Aug 2017 Gerrark

I love the deck and can't wait to try it. Can't help but feel like it needs something for Hortum though, since that is a common enough ice now (at least in my experience). Could easily replace a Dean Lister or Injection Attack for a Gordian Blade though I feel?

26 Aug 2017 haywire

Gotta love the Turtle!

But Turtle gonna be sad if Turtle meets Hortum or Turing or some of the Tons of yellow "I hate AI"-Ice that's come out lately...

Poor Turtle...