(Concept only): The World's Scariest Pup

Before I say anything else: This is a joke, conceptual deck only, designed by a math geek. This will not win games. This will not even get to the point where you get to show off your little joke unless your opponent cooperates. It's not tournament legal anyway, since it uses Cell Portal.

Your goal is to set up a server with ICE in the following order:

TL;DR

Next 5 ICE: TL;DR or Wormhole

Cell Portal

Pup

The server also must have all three copies of Marcus Batty installed. You must also have, at minimum, enough credits to rez every unrezzed ICE in the server, plus rez the Cell Portal another two times.

The rest of the deck is simply there to build the money to set this up and set up a run where the runner cannot jack out. You then use AgInfusion: New Miracles for a New World to send the runner to the mega server, hoping that somehow, by the time you have drawn and set up all these cards, he can't break the code gates (just remember that you can't rez the outermost ICE if you do this; have an unrezzed dummy ICE or rez in advance). Or you could ask nicely. While you're at it, ask him to run into your Architects and Errand Boy over and over so you can build the server faster.

So what is the point of all this, you ask? The runner is going to hit 3 TL;DRs. He's going to hit three Wormholes that you'll use to copy the TL;DR subroutine every time, so I'm going to call them TL;DRs as well; it's essentially 6 TL;DRs in a row. How many subs is that, you ask? Well, the first has 1, the second has 2, and third has 4, obviously enough. The fourth has 16, though, not 8 like you might first think; it's 1, doubled 4 times, or 2^4. The fifth has 1, doubled 16 times, or 2^16. And the sixth has 2^65536, Uh-oh.

Then he hits the Cell Portal. During the APPROACH phase, BEFORE the encounter, you rez the portal and a Marcus Batty. You win the psi game, because your opponent is a nice guy. You use Batty to pick the portal's subroutine, sending the runner back and derezzing the portal without entering the encounter step, meaning the sub duplication never happened and the effect carries over to the TL;DRs again. Do this twice more, then let the runner by the portal without rezzing it, and he will run into a Pup.

This puppy will have more subroutines than the number of atoms in the universe, to the power of the number of atoms in the universe. 2 times the 24th tetration of 2, or 2*(2^2^2^2...^2) with 24 2's inside the parentheses. My calculator can't go this high, but I can say that the 16th tetration of 2 is 1.415 * 10^9864. Just square that 8 more times, then multiply by 2.

And then he uses his Self-Modifying Code to install Faerie, breaks it for 0, and slaps you for memeing too hard. Next time just Batty an Inazuma if you want to win.