It'll cost ya 2

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x3r0h0ur 8969

So we got this deck with this new virus, and I decided I wanted to publish a list because, why not. I thought about charging $2.00 to view this, but I feel like the point is already driven home.

When you play this deck the corp has 1 job for the rest of the game against you. No matter what happens, they always have to answer every question with "It'll cost ya 2" Because...it will.

You wanna break this fairchild 3.0? How much will that cost? It'll cost ya 2.

This tour guide? Listen dingus, It'll cost ya 2.

Firing off some ice destruction? Refueling your pelgangi? It'll cost ya 2, what is so hard about this? How don't you get this by now?

A lockness monster shows up at your door, its asking for money, whats that gonna cost ya? You haven't learned your damn lesson yet if you didn't answer that it'll cost ya 2.

Cancel scarcity? That'll cost ya...? I sure as shit hope you said 2, because it'll cost ya 2.

Listen, theres no circumstance where it won't cost ya 2 when you're doing stuff okay....so just, like, pay the damn 2.

yes, even for Archer, it'll cost ya 2.

4 comments
22 Mar 2019 BlackCherries

OK but what about Pop-up Window? ;)

On a side note, would you consider Knobkierie over MemStrips given your lack of a console? Charging up Pelangi seems like a good idea.

22 Mar 2019 x3r0h0ur

Yea, the best console is no console, but knobkiere will save you some uses of clone chip and rejig and some counters off your friday chip. I didn't like the 5 credit hit when theres already quite a lot of ways to refill pelangi already. It helps with chisel too though.

Also to break pop up window, it'll cost ya 2.

23 Mar 2019 Council

Hahahaha amazing. Watch out for surprise CVS's tho, they could lead to a rough awakening.

23 Mar 2019 rubyvr00m

Needs a Turntable.

Why?

Cause it'll cost ya 2.