Now Legal In All 50 States

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The year is 2016. For the first time since you started running you've made the top cut of a couple of Regionals, earning you some fancy ass credit tokens. Local game night is coming up, and you want to impress your friends with all that plastic.

Only one problem: you only have credits showing 2s and 5s - last year where the 1s and 3s were dealt out, you wasn't as fantastic as you've now become.

The solution is as simple as it is brilliant. You build a deck that can be played using only these tokens. The world (i.e. your local meta) will be stunned and awed. Stawed. They will be stawed.


This is the product of tired musings among tournament attendees and half-serious contemplations while trying to sleep. Both the cost to install or play, and the cost of using the card (i.e. breaking a sub, using the paid ability etc.) must be paid with 2s and 5s, in any combination. Have at it.

EDIT: Oh, and please disregard the fact that you can never click for a single credit (if not shortcutting and clicking for two), or play against SPARK.

16 comments
13 Jun 2016 Warpstoned

Rebirth is absolutely amazing here. can make you into the original 2 credit ID - Gabriel Santiago.

Also bitterly disappointed in the lack of the superior 2 credit resource - Tri Maf Contact.

Good theme and exectution, but it dosent quite hit all the marks - 4/7

13 Jun 2016 Warpstoned

Spelling like a pro

13 Jun 2016 kollapse

@Warpstoned There are actually laws preventing this deck from Rebirthing into anything other than Gabe, so that's a good call.

One would think that Tri-maf Contact would be a perfect include in the deck, and that it's exclusion is an oversight. Not so! My extensive testing has shown that the card is totally not the right card for this deck. Who wants to just click for 2c, when you can make a run for it with Sec Testing, potentially getting to use your sweet breakers getting in.

You can give TMC a go, but you will lose.

13 Jun 2016 kollapse

@Warpstoned Pros don't need to spell, they can hire people to do it for them.

13 Jun 2016 Warpstoned

As I don't like losing, I think I will stick with your initial deck for my initial testing then.

13 Jun 2016 kollapse

Just realized Tri-maf Contact isn't unique...

13 Jun 2016 gejben

I'm not playing this deck until it has Mopus in it, 5 install click for 2 creds. This is the deck Mopus was made for!

13 Jun 2016 Warpstoned

Mopus is only ok with Modded, to make the install cost 2.

13 Jun 2016 Warpstoned

Derp, yeah, cost of 5 is OK too ofc. Monday got the better of me. Sorry for not trusting your wisdom sir.

13 Jun 2016 kollapse

@gejben Mopus is influence though, which Tri-Maf is not. @Warpstonedmakes a compelling case.

13 Jun 2016 gejben

@Warpstoned: My wisdom is mostly not to be trusted so it was the right call, but sometimes the correct call is to make the wrong call. #Wisdom

13 Jun 2016 mcbeast

Gonna take this to the next regionals and gain some more unusable swag-tokens.

13 Jun 2016 kollapse

@mcbeast If you're able to play in a Spring Kit tourney you can get a hold of some sweet brain damage tokens to go with that Stimhack as well. Useless swag is useful.

13 Jun 2016 gejben

@kollapse: no he doesn't!

13 Jun 2016 kollapse

@gejbenBecause you're the TO and will snag all the swag?

13 Jun 2016 gejben

Yes that also, but I was refering to Warpstoneds argument being compelling.