CAN'T STOP THE TRUMP TRAIN CHOO CHOO MEMERS

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greyfield 3915

YOU KIDS LIKE NETRUNNING? WELL THIS IS TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW, SO HOW'S ABOUT YOU CANDY APPLES GET USED TO NETMEMING INSTEAD!

YEAH YOU GONNA GO TO THAT INVESTMENT SEMINAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE YOU SIT BEHIND YOUR WALL OF TAG PROTECTION AND LAUGH YOUR STUPID ASS OFF. THEY SCORE AN AGENDA? WE SCORE SIX AGENDAS! AND THEN WE TAKE THEIR MONEY, DROP THE TAGS FOR FREE, AND SLAP THEM FOR GOOD MEASURE.

WE GOT PREZ NOW. YOU GOT AN ICE WALL? WELL, YOU GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO TRACKER ALL OVER THAT SHIT AND TAKE YOUR STUFF ANYWAY! ALSO YOU'RE NOW MEXICO IN THIS PARTICULAR FUCKING METAPHOR!

OR MAYBE I'M MEXICO.

ANYWAY IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

ALL ABOARD FUCKERS! NO BRAKES!!

5 comments
21 Jan 2017 greyfield

(If that seems like an undignified thing to post, that's because it's a close approximation of how I feel about this deck, this day, and... yeah.)

21 Jan 2017 greyfield

(If that seems like an undignified thing to post, that's because it's a close approximation of how I feel about this deck, this day, and... yeah. RIP dignity.)

21 Jan 2017 x3r0h0ur

I support this. Anyone offended probably doesn't have a sense of humor. We need humor right now. As for the deck. Does this train have brakes?

21 Jan 2017 cursor

I get it. It's funny because you used the shouty button and did swears.

21 Jan 2017 wedgeex

At least we have 3x Same Ol' Thing for theme.