Step 1: Turn Into Cyborg Girl. Step 2: Destroy World

JuniperTheory 350

This is a deck i made purely to challenge myself to take the worst nerds in the game and turn them into girls with rebirth. Unfortunately, whizzard is no longer standard legal, so i had to choose this boy instead, and turn him into a cute cyborg girl.

The deck is like... 90% "wait. wait you're playing nasir? what? wait rebirth???? wait apocalypse???????????????" so it doesn't actually do anything against people who, say, notice that you're stacking OOtA in your heap.

However, you can get a TON of clicks off of Beth and OOtA and use those to throw down an apocalypse and an encore in the same turn, thus letting you spend the next turn picking up agendas you missed or just protect you against punitive/hhn. Engolo is here because it's great with kit, basically letting you run the board with 0 other ice; i've considered trading it out for Aesop and putting in a more regular suite, potentially even going for Jesmender or Akiko instead but this is the easy option i don't have to spend more hours testing.

Peace In Our Time is shockingly good with nasir, as his ability means you don't want to be running on setup turns anyways. Get yourself setup, sneak out an apocalypse and an encore, and then uh... try to figure out what to do next.

Would love advice on things to include or change, this deck is mostly memes but i am gonna try to make it work, tell me what you think could be changed; but not too much, sometimes you just gotta make some girls ya know

It has 46 cards because i'm too tired to make any more changes. This deck would 100% be better as a lat deck but i'm dedicated to my bullshit.

I'll turn lat into a girl in a few weeks ;)

1 comments
13 Nov 2019 JuniperTheory

i'm not sorry for this deck or the tags