Hey Johnny, have I got a deal for you!!!

ycombinator 795

Have I got a deal for you! Come on over, and I'll show you a set of Kit you won't be able to pass up. Ima warn you though: this deck looks strange. Like ugly duckling weird. It is, most likely, but I guarantee satisfaction.

Lets look at the core of the deck:

Got it? ...maybe not. These are four cards that are never seen together. We're talking exotic! Rare! You must have this!

  • Savoir-faire - great for click-less program install. But the problem is that it costs an additional 2. Thus enters:
  • Omni-Drive - which can host Savoir-faire, and discounts the install cost by 1...and...
  • Scheherazade - which you can install the program onto and get a .

You can install a program per turn without spending clicks! How great is that! By the way, what did you say your name was? Johnny, or something? Nevermind, doesn't matter.

But wait, there's more! Note the "per turn" wording in Savoir-faire. This means that you can use it during the opponent's turn as well! However, remember that the on Omni-Drive only refreshes at the beginning of your turn.

You get this package, and you'll be rocking 2 s for program installation for free! You'll be the the envy of the hacker elite!

Lets supercharge it!

Net: 7 click turns so long as you can find the money, and programs to feed the engine. Amazing.

But rest assured, I'm not selling snake oil here. Only genuine, fine, high-quality jank here. Lets get you that money, and those programs.

How do you find the money? Ol' faithful, that's how:

  • Magnum Opus - With 5 clicks per turn, you're pretty good as far as money goes.

How do you find the programs? A little R&R and a little juice:

With all of that digging for programs, you can work up quite a sweat! First-world-problems, I know, but problems that deserve genuine sympathy!

So load up on the programs, and get installing!

Do me a favor, will ya? Just tell your Professor friend over there that he'll like the deck as well, but I can't bring myself to give him the bad news: he'll have to fly without Autoscripters. I hear he has a friend that's coming into town, Hayley Kaplan: Universal Scholar, I believe. When she's here with her Chameleons and her LLDS Processors, lets take this from Jank to pwn!

Oh wait, here she is ( http://netrunnerdb.com/en/decklist/13214/when-hayley-s-hopper-arrives-i-ve-gotta-deal-for-her ). Thanks for the business.

2 comments
16 Jan 2015 jeibel

You really like this seedy merchant character ! He got good deals for everybody. But i got a feeling this time we're getting swindled for a pile of janky junk. Cool - looking , steampunk - like clockwork junk ! You don't have one-time use programs like Crescentus or False Echo, ar you putting your regular breakers on Scherazade ? Isn' that risky ? This would be a thing of beauty to watch, when it works ! ;)

16 Jan 2015 ycombinator

I agree. I think that the merchant pulled a quick one on the artist this time. He got his priorities straight with Hayley though!