Dear Off-Campus apartment,
My name is Elizabeth Mills. I have been waiting for you for a long time. I am ready to trash you at no cost, showing the world that I am not just a bad publicity removing machine.
Looking forward to meet you.
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Dear Off-Campus apartment,
My name is Elizabeth Mills. I have been waiting for you for a long time. I am ready to trash you at no cost, showing the world that I am not just a bad publicity removing machine.
Looking forward to meet you.
TO: Mills, Elisabeth, Weyland Corp. FROM: anonymous Yo, beetch! We hear'd you like trashin' resources, so we put more resources into our resource, you dig? But yo' momma so fat, you can't run proper, babe - bein slow and clickin', chasin' ghosts and crap, huntin' down bunch of poor bums. Teh bst U can find is JB., who's lazy ass is ripe for kickin' anyways. Oh, and have you met Raymond yet? Yo, dude is right there all over you HQ! Oh, BTW, if you happen to fire your own dude along the way, don't worry - he did more than great job already :] Learn, how to keep up with tempo, phat slug! (No) regards, Ken