Soybeef Beach Tacos

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Are you ready to earn some Soybeef Tacos at the Beach?? Haley Kaplan is. Camp out at a beach party and do some freelance coding to stack up those sweet . You'll need some energy drinks and smooth jazz to help get you pumped up (relaxed?) for the ultimate beach party. Oh and if the party leaves you tired, don't worry, just visit the local Gene Conditioning Shoppe to adjust your chronotypes. Are all of your friends actually going to class? Don't forget to bring your Prepaid VoicePAD so you can chat with them and make them jealous of your sweet beach party. And after a long day of pounding energy drinks, listening to smooth jazz and selling programs left and right? Sneak into the campus Lab so you can crash and get ready to do it all again tomorrow!

Shout out to @PeekaySK for turning me on to power draw and Freelance Coding Contract. Here's my homage with the newest Shaper party girl, Hayley Kaplan: Universal Scholar. With a huge hand size from Beach Party you can really let your hand fill with programs to sell off. That plus usual PPvP + Sure Gamble and Lucky Find shenanigans means that you are going to be swimming in credits. Throw in Comet's event stacking and you can go from 0 credits to 17 in one click (trash 5 programs with Freelance and piggyback that click with Comet to play Sure Gamble with 3 PPvP out).

You can goad the corp into playing their agendas into their scoring server while they think you are just a poor beach bum, and then slam them with the full power of Rich Beach Girl on Cellphone. Slap down any programs as needed to apply pressure or make a timely run when Deep Thought tells you to. But don't think too hard, just have fun!

On a personal note, I once had some friends who drove through the night from NV to make it to CA's sandy beaches to watch the sun rise over the Pacific Ocean. They sat there in lawn chairs waiting for the sun to come up in front of them, only to witness the sun come up right behind them. Party responsibly Runners! You don't want brain damage to ruin your beach party!*

*brain damage is not an issue in this deck.

4 comments
21 Apr 2015 kuhva

Why Gene Conditioning Shoppe it doesn't do anything in this deck? You only have one loose a click ability!

21 Apr 2015 ila

@kuhva it's for the double beach party! I'm trying this deck out with Public Sympathy in stead of the Beach Party Combo right now. It's a little faster, lighter on cards, costs no influence, but doesn't have ... a beach party :(

22 Apr 2015 kuhva

Aha! It hadn't even occurred to me you could stack Beach party! Feels like you need more game days!

28 Apr 2015 ila

With how much crazy draw this deck has I usually don't end up using any game days, maybe just the one at the end. I haven't played it a ton though, so maybe with more play I would be able to take advantage of game day more. The Beach Party combo was fun, but sometimes it was really hit or miss so I ended up changing out the combo for 3 Public Sympathy, which also gave me some more influence to work with in other areas, like multi-access.