SNAKING NEWS

Card draw simulator
Odds: 0% – 0% – 0% more
Repartition by Cost
Repartition by Strength
Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
Aryab Snakelock
Aryab Snakelock v2.0
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x3r0h0ur 8969

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32 comments
4 May 2016 dodgepong

Sss, S ssssss ss ssss s Sssssss Ssss sssss sss sssss Sssss ss sss. Sssss ssss!

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4 May 2016 Chuftbot

snek.dek

4 May 2016 WayneMcPain

You're a parseltongue??!

4 May 2016 ANRguybrush

"Hi little runner. Oh no, don't be scared. I'm not gonna hurt you."

"Who are you?"

"Ssssnek."

4 May 2016 x3r0h0ur

@mcpba SSssss ssss sssssssss ssssss; sssss, ssssssssss. SSssssssssss sssss s ssssssssssss s.

@Chuftbot Sss sssss sssS Sssss s. SSSsssss, ssss, sssssss. Ssss....

@WayneMcPain SSSSsssss SsS! SSsssss sss's sssss SSsss. SSsssss sss ssssss. SSssss, sssssss, sssss.....ssss.

4 May 2016 CodeMarvelous

@x3r0h0ur SSSS SSSS sss SSSSS

4 May 2016 Popeye09

You realise the snake third of Chimera is crying snakey tears in a corner right now? It never gets to hang out with the other snakes.

5 May 2016 x3r0h0ur

@Popeye09 Sssssss! Ssss ssss sssssssss ssssss sss sssssssss ss. Sssssssss sss sss.

5 May 2016 OuterCrow

I feel like Wyrm probably deserves a place, even though it's possibly more dragon than snake.

5 May 2016 aeternii

...is this why you asked for that image tag in Slack?

5 May 2016 aeternii

Sorry, I mean: ss ssss sss sss sssss sss ssss sssss sss ss Sssss?

5 May 2016 Brendan

S,

5 May 2016 WayneMcPain

@OuterCrow I run 3x Wyrm in all my Corp decks.

6 May 2016 greylin

I wish I could not love this. It can't be helped. Favorited. Additionally, I'd like to see some active links in the deck description. I mean, I could look up the cards the snake is talking about manually, but the hover-over makes things that much easier. ^_^

6 May 2016 Oziride

sss SSSSH sshshshshhsh sssss sssss sssssssssssssss ss sss SSSS sss SSS sshssss

6 May 2016 ericbtool

this sounds good in concept but Basket/Flute decks just reck it. In a Basket/Flute meta this doesn't seem like a good idea

6 May 2016 wedgeex

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

7 May 2016 ClubbingSealCub

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFLIPPING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERTRUCKING SERVER!

7 May 2016 tonybluehose

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

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7 May 2016 EnderA

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8 May 2016 Ooshkii

Sss sssss s sssss ssss ssss sssss ss s sss ssssss ss Aryabhata Tech. Ss ssssss s sssss ssss ssssss ssssss ssss ssss sss ssssss sssss sssss ssss.

8 May 2016 JohnFr33man

Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaake!

8 May 2016 krystman

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9 May 2016 DevronHubbard

Is this a joke, or is there merit to this deck?

9 May 2016 trustworthym

Ssssss? Ssssss ssssss Sssssss sssssssssssssss.

9 May 2016 tzeentchling

I don't think there's enough snakes in this deck.

9 May 2016 scabs

This deck was fun to play on jinteki, but I really struggled against Atman with all the strength 4 ice.

10 May 2016 bkirz

10 May 2016 leburgan

SSsssssss <3

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12 May 2016 whirrun

Nothing to do with the deck, but could we please have the old font back @Alsciende?

13 May 2016 PeterCapObvious

Hisssssss <3Leafy

17 May 2016 I_AM_G:\ROOT

Snake, what happened?! Snake?! SNNNNNNAAAAAAKKKKE!!!!!