Pry my parasites from my cold, dead hands

This is my Whizzard, it's probably worse than Dumblefork, whatever. 3rd place at Victory Point Store Champs. In Swiss I've gone 7-2 with it over two store champs, but I went 1-2 with it in the Victory Pt elim rounds. I chalk most of the losses up to my own poor play but people also tech hard against Wyldside/Faust decks now. Also my opponents were amazing.

Utopia Shard is here to trash problem operations & increase HQ pressure. Also, protection against flatline decks (I had 1x Plascrete Carapace tacked on as the 46th card but cut it). Might not be necessary. Imp's worth a look, especially with Grimoire as console.

I've played ETF almost exclusively it seems, so I don't regret Grimoire over Turntable. Turntable just forces ETF to score their Food last, which they often already want to do. Grimoire makes instant-speed Parasite, Medium, & Datasucker (often relevant, e.g. to save cards by breaking with Mimic when you've hit an Ichi 1.0) significantly better. Instant-killing NEXT ICE alone has been worth it.

Dirty Laundry shines. We can get in everywhere for little to nothing, then get paid a Datasucker or Medium token & 3. Rounds out the cost curve much better than the Dumblefork list, which lacks rebound economy & thus ends up clicking for credits too often in my experience.

Street Peddler helps us set up initially, finds your Parasites & D4v1ds the 2nd time through your deck.

I'm still meh on the cutlery events, they feel clunky & easy to play around (e.g. new meta ultra Rainbow tech). I use them in my WyldMaxX list because they're easy to Same Old Thing out of the heap at opportune times, but I'd rather have Peddler & Dirty Laundry here. I did severely regret not being able to Spooned a Tollbooth in one game so maybe I'm wrong.