Dr. Gabelove

or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About IG and Love the Bomb.

Run hard and fast, make big bucks in the early game, use Sneakdoor to stay in the early game, use Apocalypse to stay in the early game, and run run run 'til your daddy takes the T-bird away.

It's quite possible that Faust + Drug Dealer is overall better than Eater + Dirty Laundry. Also, no multi-access is a drag. And maybe, just maybe, Sports Hopper is an acceptable substitute for Plascrete Carapace.