Gotta Go Faust

Tired of living so long? Feel like you are wasting a turn when you can't run? LOOK NO FURTHER! With "Gotta Go Faust" you never stop running! If you don't have 7 agenda points and a disintegrated stack by turn 6 you're doing it wrong! Simply apply that good ol' fashion Faust with a heaping helping of pancakes (Adjusted Chronotype) and dancing (Wyldside) and you'll be going out in style! Make the Corp weep with some shiny new cutlery! Turn up those sick beats while you DJ at the corps sweet sixteen! The possibilities are endless! Ask your doctor if "Gotta Go Faust" is right for you.*

*Some serious side effects have been noted. Serious side effects include; brain damage, drastically decreased lifespan, hallucinations, internal bleeding, headaches and nausea. Do not take "Gotta Go Faust" with diesel as it may increase the possibility of serious side effects.