Leela Attempt

Mungo 8

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

2 comments
7 Jan 2015 Alist1

I don't know what you're talking about but I love it.

7 Jan 2015 Mungo

She looked me dead in the eye and grabbed my weiner