[Startup] PAD Phreaker (4th @ Seattle CO, 3-1)

That's right, those are VoicePADs...

I like hacking, but I don't like painful body modifications because I prefer 4-5 core damage in a match and other damage sources that I would rather not lose in the same hand I install it (never again pay for a service that would be cheap if it weren't run by profiteering GLUTTONS!).

The previous iteration used twinns and a third PAD but that was slow and needed a bit more tech for the meta, so I leaned into more sabotage. Use your time bombs in conjunction with your Cha-Chashushkas and three extra clicks.

Typical breaker suite works just fine, especially in matchups where your Free Lunch and bad publicity fuel you mid-run.

I would summarize my crazy tense games, but I don't have that kind of time.

Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait.