Sugar Momma

This lazy cougar is dripping in money. She just waits around and magically gets a ton of money. Semi standard Andy deck with some oddballs that work very well. If you have questions or just doubt my cloudy judgement, please post them here and I will attempt to type a reasonable response. Here are answers to frequent questions I get about this deck:

RECORD RECONSTRUCTOR, ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

Maybe, but that's none of your business. However, record reconstructor is a great card to make the corp waste time. If only there were a card where I got money for the corp wasting time. Hello Gorman Drip, you sexy slut.

WHERE'S YOUR PREPAID?

I'd rather just get the money upfront, rather than having to play an event and possibly saving money. With her one link, initial draw of 9 cards, and three Dysons, it is very easy to get to two link and start reeling in the dough after that with underworld.

WHERE'S YOUR PLASCRETE?

Son, this sugar momma has too much cheddar to get PC'd or Sea Scorched. It has been a very rare occasion, but it can still happen.

WHERE'S YOUR PARASITES?

Emergency Shutdown & compromised employee. Why would I want to destroy the ice that I get money from?

ZU VS GORDIAN ?

I am already getting the link and would rather save my memory for permanent sneakdoor and extra drips / deus / faerie. I also wanted that 1 extra OOF for Levy AR.

DEUS X ?

Couple of situations here. Was getting tired of being philotic'd from Jinteki late in the game. Also a great way to get through AP ice and then emergency shutdown. Deus X helped me quite a bit at regionals, so it is sticking around.