THE HB Sports Illustrated Fembot Edition - ( aka Share and E

Think i'll just leave this here:

"Share and Enjoy" is, of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Haas Bioroid Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.

The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Heinlein - "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.

At these times of special celebration a choir of over two million robots sing the company song "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately - again - another of the computing errors for which the company is justly famous means that the robot's voices are exactly a flattened fifth out of tune and the result sounds something like this, only slightly worse.

The lyrics to the company song are as follows:

Share and Enjoy

Share and Enjoy

Journey through life

With a plastic boy

Or Girl by your side

Let your pal be your guide

And when it breaks down

Or starts to annoy

Or grinds when it moves

And gives you no joy

Cos it's eaten your hat

Or had sex with your cat

Bled oil on your floor

Or ripped off your door

You get to the point

You can't stand any more

Bring it to us, we won't give a fig

We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.

Originally inspired by http://netrunnerdb.com/en/decklist/26383/accelerated-beta-team ive been testing this deck for a month or so now... and seems to be close to unbeatable... (something like 19-5) even again wiz imp and scrubber, it seems to keep recurring assets. dropped the NAPDs for the GFI (MVP), and early turtlebacks helps. biotic out ABT... maybe even double biotic a priority req with a single advancement on it... keep throwing out Adonis, and PADs... but dont forget the team sponsorships... the more the merrier! Maybe even put out a fembot or 2 if the ice flows in the right direction... and the ice must flow...