Truly a vintage, the classic cyberbullying of the average jnet user.
This deck, while it may have a low winrate, is one of the silliest, most fun decks I've probably ever built, and its by far my favourite standard deck I've built. Forged from my cooked brain at 1 AM, the deck is designed to either kill the runner, or redirect THEN kill the runner with a mix of Anansi, Saisentan, Ganked! and more.
The deck is generally designed to put multiple grinder ice into one server, then whenever they try to run any other server, you redirect with one of the many many methods available. If the runner gets a bit too cosy with a central server, such as an RnD diver, you can use Thimblerig to swap out the ice, and make RnD said grinder server.
The spin doctors are there for keeping ice in circulation CONSTANTLY, let me make this clear, YOU are not trying to win, you are trying to make your opponent lose. The best kind of winning!
There are also deterrent assets and agendas such as bacterial programming, and clearinghouse, to keep the runner on their toes and ensure they don't get too complacent. There's also a Sisyphus protocol if you make the runner so scared that you actually manage to score an agenda, making their life even worse.
I'll be honest, I don't know what I was cooking when I made this deck. It isn't great, but by lord is it really REALLY funny to play.
There's other pressure tools, but they're merely there for the purpose of psychological manipulation, and further bullying of the opponent into the corner of sawblades known as your double saisentan ganked RnD.
You can even keep agendas in hand! The runner won't risk running because if they run into snare and fuji at the same time, it may be lights out for them! Especially considering the ice that comes before it!
This deck has truly l̶i̶m̶i̶t̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ one possibility! That possibility being your opponent dying of a heart attack before the match ends of course.
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