In a small room in FFG two guys talk.

-- Hey, remember that time we designed some useless cards as a joke?

-- Of course! Why?

-- Well, I might have sent one off to production last night...

-- Damn! Did you at least remember to send the Stealh Console I told you to???

-- You see, I was really... really drunk...

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The wonderful thing about the LCG model is how everything has a time to come into it's own. Now with Adjusted Chronotype in the mix, this card suddenly looks like it might have (some) life! —
Update: It does not. —
This card shall forever remain in its grave, the binder, as of netrunner's closing in 2018. —