88 MPH

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

88MPH is a combo deck designed to weather the metaphorical storm until we can go off in one massive turn. Our mission: Go back in time and kill Hitler. Then buy all the stock of the Corp we'rd playing against so we own them. Unless they're NEH fast advance, then you're probably just sad.

Starting from the top, our Delorean driver: Hayley Kaplan: Universal Scholar. Her ability let's us build our rig faster.

Our flux capacitor needs more than some enriched plutonium to function, I won't bore you with the intricate details, I'll just give you a parts list: Amped Up

Hyperdriver

All-nighter

All three of these cards do the same thing: give us more clicks.

"But Conspiracy!" I hear you say, "What are we ever going to do with like 20 clicks!?". Well I'm glad you asked voice in my head! We're going to mill the Corp.

Data Leak Reversal lets us mill a card for every click. Most of our clicks will be spent on this. Our remaining clicks will focus on getting our Hades Shard into play so we can trash it, and steal all the points we need out of the Archives like some sort of futuristic freegan.

Now Data Leak Reversal does require us to be tagged, which is where Paparazzi comes in. You want to drop this as soon as you've loaded up all your clicks. Any earlier and you risk the Corp trashing some of your necessary resources.

The deck features a good amount of card draw so you can get into your combo as soon as possible.

Diesel, Quality Time, Game Day are all fine and dandy, but we need to be able to hold onto all of these cards. That's where cards like Box-E, Brain Cage, and Beach Party come in. Any excess copies can be pitched to one of our two breakers.

The breakers of course, are more of a formality than anything. We have 2 copies each of Faust and Atman.

The rest of the deck is the Standard Shaper Bullshit Package © 2015 all rights reserved.

Prepare to meet your density.