Kiddie Pool Full of Sewage

Card draw simulator
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Trash Pandas 1.5
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GrantZilla1979 398

This is the refinement of the archetype to its absolute pinnacle.

The Tech Startup is there for when you really need to get your assets out.

11 comments
4 Nov 2015 Mechanoise

@GrantZilla1979 I have a number of questions.
1 - Where is any of your economy?
2 - What does Kitsune do in this deck?
3 - Where is Jackson Howard to support your overdraw and protect your board members?
4 - Why Private Security Force over Braintrust? Dracō will not help you land a tag unless you have mass economy to support it.
5 - Encrypted Portals over House of Knives when you're only running 1 code gate?

4 Nov 2015 FarCryFromHuman

@Mechanoise: I think you just tripped over @GrantZilla1979's booby-trap and ate his sarcasm grenade.

4 Nov 2015 GrantZilla1979

@Mechanoise Thank you for your interest in this deck.

4 Nov 2015 GrantZilla1979

This deck has an additional , though

6 Nov 2015 Mechanoise

@FarCryFromHuman I was edging my bet that this was a bit of a troll, but I edged my bets in the wrong camp and boom, grenade ahoy.

6 Nov 2015 GrantZilla1979

Encrypted Portals is there to make sure Bullfrog can move the Runner away from the remotes, then you can hit them with Kitsune!

6 Nov 2015 FarCryFromHuman

Kitsune can hit me all day long. Aw yeah fox girls.

6 Nov 2015 GrantZilla1979

YiffCon is two hotels down, sir.

6 Nov 2015 FarCryFromHuman

Wait where am I.

6 Nov 2015 GrantZilla1979

You're in a JonnyCab!

15 Dec 2015 MystRChaos

@GrantZilla1979 I LOVE the Total Recall reference!!! (Though I doubt many people got that.) I literally just searched for decks containing all of the execs and this is what I got. I was hoping to see an actual build though. A bit of a downer.