Pee.Ass. I'm Sorry

Trillian416 10

Average PE player

It's PeeAss, but worse.

I brought this to both the Boston and Montreal COs in May, along with Esa. This deck is absolutely devastating when piloted correctly. Luckily for my opponents, I did not bring PE as a meta call, but because I'm sick in the head.

Shout out to this agenda suite for making my opponent check if I'm playing a legal amount of agendas at the end of a game.

I removed tag punishment from this deck (if everyone knows Pee.Ass. has EOTL, must I bring it?) and changed the 3x Prisec to more Hokusai and Warroids for a more simple plan. This also gave me the influence to throw in a Wall to Wall. Finally, I traded the Bladderworts for Hedge Funds because the delicate credit balance required for bladderwort is still a bit beyond me.

I had some reasonable finances, thanks in no small part to Marilyn, but sometimes struggled to close out games. I've been working on including money and draw before toys that go boom, but I think this deck deserves some more spikes.

Anyway, this is a motorcycle with training wheels. I encourage you to go play PeeAss but I'd love to hear about what other things people are modifying about that beautiful deck to make it worse.

2 comments
6 Jun 2023 NotAgain

Not me wondering how many agendas there were after whiffing for 5 whole turns on double accesses on R&D and HQ.

7 Jun 2023 izzy

Fun fact: Prana condenser is econ!