SanSanta Claus is Coming to Town!

'Twas the night before Christmas

When all through the Research Station

Not a creature was stirring

Not even the Domestic Sleepers

The VoicePADs were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that SanSanta soon would be there

The Errand Boys were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of Heimdall 2.0 danced in their heads.

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It's the holiday season, and SanSanta Claus is coming any day now! He's making a list and checking it twice. Mommy wants her own Adonis; Daddy wants to finally earn his Blue Level Clearance, Junior wants his own PAD, and little Eliza? She just wants a Janus 1.0 to keep her safe at night.

SanSanta Claus (better known as Jackson Howard) is going to need to enlist all his helpers for this one! His elves (Eli 1.0) and his Efficiency Committee are going to make sure everyone in the family gets the gifts of their dreams! Of course, he's not rich enough to do this on his own - he's fueled by the spirit of shopping, and he's going to use Subliminal Messaging to get you to buy, buy, buy!

He lives up north, so of course he's going to defend himself from the nasty criminals who want to steal all the toys with his fortress of ice.

Yes, Eliza, there is a SanSanta Claus!