Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition

bionicsheep 1360

Is Programme Hell ruining your meta? Why not try Ice Hell, the new development from BS industries. We also sell industrial card shufflers.

  • 120 ice - the maximum amount possible
  • Guaranteed to intimidate your opponent
  • Superior deck size
  • New high-variance technology makes you irresistable to people you find attractive

Testimonials always welcome.

Testimonials:

"After making the deck release legal I played a Noise deck the other day on OCTGN. Half way through the game he said "Is your deck really 216 cards big? Is that even legal?!", I said "Yes, sir, 89 Agenda points," then he quit the game.

Immediately after that game I got a call from the Lord General of Canada, informing me that he was so impressed with my Netrunner deck I was to be commissioned into our cybermilitary defense ranks. I said yes and never looked back.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition." - Gilbod

"I sat down to play this deck against the local "that guy." The beautiful gamer girl behind the counter rolled her eyes at his "m'lady" as he came to sit across from me. As I sat the deck down on the table, he laughed and called over to her, "Watch me beat this scrub."

She comes over and eyes him and the deck with a look that could only be described as pure fury, clearly she had had enough. "LOOK 'THAT GUY', IF YOU'RE DICK IS HALF AS BIG AS THIS GUYS DECK, I'LL TAKE YOU IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW." I push myself back from the table in horror at this proposition, but 'that guy' looks at her, then the deck that he had until moments ago been laughing at, bursts into tears, and runs from the shop. She grabs my hand and drags me into the bathroom for the best sex of my life.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition!" - Flashfires

"Someone said beware of my Atman deck and I said "OH YEAH ?" and he said "YES YEAH !" and I won.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition!" - Syntax

"I shredded this deck and put it in a blender with some coffee and horse blood. Best enema of my life." - max.kuipers

19 comments
18 Jun 2014 AkAnderson

Didn't count my sleeves before putting this together :(

19 Jun 2014 voltorocks

I'm honestly astounded that there are even enough agenda points in a single faction to facilitate such an awesome deck! NEVER BE DECKED AGAIN!!!!!!!11!!!!!

19 Jun 2014 Empty_World

I have to bring this to the tournament to scare the shit out of my opponents

19 Jun 2014 Gilbod

After making the deck release legal I played a Noise deck the other day on OCTGN. Half way through the game he said "Is your deck really 216 cards big? Is that even legal?!", I said "Yes, sir, 89 Agenda points," then he quit the game.

19 Jun 2014 Gilbod

Immediately after that game I got a call from the Lord General of Canada, informing me that he was so impressed with my Netrunner deck I was to be commissioned into our cybermilitary defense ranks. I said yes and never looked back.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition.

20 Jun 2014 bionicsheep

Thanks @Gilbod, good to hear it's working as we expected. Added to the testimonials section.

20 Jun 2014 Flashfires

I sat down to play this deck against the local "that guy." The beautiful gamer girl behind the counter rolled her eyes at his "m'lady" as he came to sit across from me. As I sat the deck down on the table, he laughed and called over to her, "Watch me beat this scrub."

She comes over and eyes him and the deck with a look that could only be described as pure fury, clearly she had had enough. "LOOK 'THAT GUY', IF YOU'RE DICK IS HALF AS BIG AS THIS GUYS DECK, I'LL TAKE YOU IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW." I push myself back from the table in horror at this proposition, but 'that guy' looks at her, then the deck that he had until moments ago been laughing at, bursts into tears, and runs from the shop. She grabs my hand and drags me into the bathroom for the best sex of my life.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition!

21 Jun 2014 Syntax

Someone said beware of my Atman deck and I said "OH YEAH ?" and he said "YES YEAH !" and I won.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition!

21 Jun 2014 bionicsheep

Thanks for your testimonies @Flashfires and @Syntax! Added to the description.

23 Jun 2014 max.kuipers

I shredded this deck and put it in a blender with some coffee and horse blood. Best enema of my life.

24 Jun 2014 bionicsheep

Thanks @max.kuipers, it's always good to hear of innovative new uses for Ice Hell even though we cannot formally endorse rectal use of the deck (for legal reasons, you understand).

30 Jun 2014 kranse

You should replace the Grail ICE with something else since you aren't likely to see more than a couple pieces per game with a deck this big.

30 Jun 2014 kranse

You should replace the Grail ICE with something else since you aren't likely to see more than a couple pieces per game with a deck this big.

6 Jul 2014 Yubinshan

@kranse "...with something else..."

1 Feb 2015 ende23r

In testing in advance of O&C, I have found this deck to be a soft counter to Showing Off; runners are afraid of picking up this behemoth to get to the bottom.

11/10

18 Apr 2015 robertgibson

I must say I was skeptical at first. How could my servers ever be save with so little ICE?

But then I realized I could install Susanoo-No-Mikoto on HQ, RnD and a single remote and the other 117 pieces of ICE went straight over Archives. Thank you Ice Hell, for making corp servers save again.

21 May 2017 adran06

So... totally serious, can this deck even actually function? Or is it just as trolly as it looks?

22 May 2017 voltorocks

totally seriously - it is not functional. do not sleeve it up.

22 May 2017 adran06

wouldn't sleeve it up no matter what. I don't own card sleeves for 1, and down even own any netrunner (or other card game) cards. don't have the money to waste on fun. just use the internet to play for free like anyone in this day and age.