State of Maven

I love decks where you just install everything, if you couldn't tell. Continuing the theme of playing cards you should not, I present this monstrosity.

The goal is to set up enough econ that you just maven through whatever and lock R&D. Customized secretary thins out the deck on a good hit. And hayley lets you get maven to ridiculous strengths pretty quickly. If you're allowed to get to end game you'll be clicking for opus up to 4-5 times and gaining 7-10 at the start of your turn.

Being able to swing up 20 credits in a turn is no laughing matter for corps and it makes equiv a decent answer, though ideally you add in an R&D interface or turning wheel to give you that extra burst.

I often use drug dealer as a cantrip, get a card and sell off immediately. Which is an indicator that's not great, but being allowed to dig more clicklessly if that's what you want while installing off of sahasrara/workshop isn't a bad thing.

Is this deck serious? I don't know. Are you serious? Do you want to be serious? Do you only play the highest caliber cardboard constructions? Do you dwell, sleeplessly, tossing and turning if you venture out of that pile of 100 effective cards? Does the stomach acid pile up in waves, threatening to expel at the mere idea of playing Hard at Work?

I'm not serious. I flatline people who play ddos on j-net because being a dick seems like it's the state of being such a person would want. Quiting without a word when I see a prison deck. There's this contract, unspoken, but accepted that playing a game means submitting yourself to any punishment that game or it's players choose to repetitively meet you with. And this deck ignores that contract, I ignore that contract. And I'm rambling on the internet, so whatever. This is literally whatever. I'm hungry. I wonder if there's pancakes nearby....