[Parhelion Standard] Tollbooth Meta? Full Meta Analysis

Who does the Turbine love? Can it love? Yes.

Turbine your arms on the back of a radio flyer wagon real fast, and take off to the Plane of Actualization.

Have you ever been in this situation? You've got a turbine, and no butter knife for your fancy tablespread?

Some consider the Turbine to be a Furbine. Don't allow yourselves to be fooled as I was.

TURBINE. Turbine? TURBINES

If you punch a spinning turbine just right, your lungs become the turbine. You can trust me. I'm a medical professional. No seriously. I've seen the inside of lungs hundreds of times. Ok, so I've never had a chance to test the punching thing myself. But I have seen a rotating ultrasound device jammed into somebody's lung. That's basically a turbine. Oh, you don't think that has any bearing on the punching thing? You've obviously closed your mind to the possibilities. I have a LEGIT philosophy MINOR ok. From a REAL collage of fine arts. Don't act like you can tell me what can, or can't, turbine.

Turbines aren't actually that round. It just looks like they are when they are spinning.

Apocalypse.

TURBINE. Turbine. tUrbine. CAN'T SPELL TURBINE WITHOUT you.

CAN you SPOT ALL THE TURBINES IN THE HIDDEN IMAGE?

My dad could beat up your Turbine.

Is turbine more useful as a noun, or a verb? I'm beginning to realize that... it was only ever a verb all along.

If turbine, then turbine. Basically it's error proof.

Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.

9 out of ever 10 turbining accidents can be attributed to the actor that played Quark the Ferengi in Deep Space Nine. Tragic. But true.

3 noteworthy differences between a propeller and a turbine: 1. Turbines always spin counterclockwise. Propellers spin ANTIclockwise. 2. Fear drives a propeller. A helmsman drives a boat. 3. If you submerge a propeller in cottage cheese... well, you can see where I'm heading with this one...

Billy Joel. Hands down is a guy who GETS the Turbine thing. Have you ever even listened to Downeaster Alexa?

Fans, Turbines, plane props? If you put any of them DIRECTLY in front of your eyes, your tears will fling off in every direction like a sprinkler.

Turbine's got workarounds in the meta.

WARNING: The following deck description contains several references to Turbine. Proceed at risk level Ochre.