TIL Snazzy Supercomputers, Ferraris and some fakin' Whizzard wannabe aren't "Link" despite providing , but some faultless sods are. Rich people have ALL the problems.

TI-also-L, Alfred isn't a bioroid and who the hell is Ronald Five?!

While we're at it, let me use throw in that completely original joke that Adam can pass my ice but I can't rez him.

This game is going down the toilet. 0.01/10

I'll have to agree with the disdain towards lack of proper typing. —